Questions we'd like to answer now instead of having to deal with them later.

Why did you guys choose the name Poser 58?

We're not gonna say yet. Sorry.

Well, what's up with the "58" for the number?

Hmm . . . I don't know . . . could it be because 58 was Vinny's basketball jersey number? Could it be because 1+8+2=11 and 69-11=58? Could it be that February 27, Vinny's birthday, is the 58th day of the year? Who knows . . . who the hell really cares?

Why did you guys choose a duck for your logo?

Matt used to make these quacking noises all the time. When we decided to make a logo, we decided that we should have a duck be the logo.

Hey Vinny. How's your "little band thingy" doing?

(No answer. Middle Finger Response.)

Hey Vinny. How'd your "little demo thingy" come out?

(No answer. Middle Finger Response. Do you see a pattern here?) Nothing in this band should be refered to as "little thingy" unless you are refering to Matt's weiner.

Did you know Matt spelled his last name wrong in his AIM screen name?

Yes. He did that on purpose. What kind of an idiot would put his whole first and last name in his screen name?

Hey Matt, is that a Dorito chip?

(gives a your-an-idiot look) No, its not.

Why is there no punctuation in the lyric page?

Because, in the words of Matt, "That's f*cking punk!!" It's not really . . . but whatever.

Why do you guys suck so bad?

Because none of us know how to play our own instruments.

What does M.O.S.H. stand for?

It stands for "Matt's Only Sex Hope."

What does "Dubbayooteaeff" mean?

Sound "Dubbayooteaeff" out . . .

What is that scar on your head from, Vinny?

When I was 7 i was jumping on a couch and I fell and hit my head on a metal table. I have two other small scars too. One from when i was three on another table, and another from when my brother hit me in the head with a shovel.

Vinny, can I touch your hair?

No.

Vinny, are you gay?

No.

Matt, is Vinny gay?

Yes.
How come there isnt much info on Scheeler?
Scheeler?....Who?